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Funny Newspaper Headlines

  • Passing wind strands BC Ferry passengers Vancouver Sun, March 2, 2011 (Thanks Richard Pearson)
  • Woman Vanishes After She Drops Off Kids San Francisco Chronicle, September 13, 2006
    Be careful what you get on your kids about (Thanks Victoria Leonard)
  • Feds: Man Made Child Porn (Sunbury, PA Daily Item September 6, 2006.) As opposed to natural child porn, I presume.
  • Situations Vacant: Cleaner required, must be contentious (Thanks Judy Drummond, New Zealand)
  • Light Turnout Seen at Iraqi Polling Station in MD (Thanks Charlene Burton)
  • 5th-Graders Get to Grill Lions (Thanks Diana C. of Detroit, Michigan)
  • Autos killing 110 a Day; Let's Resolve to do Better
  • Blind Woman Gets New Kidney from Dad she Hasn't Seen in Years
  • British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
  • Child's Death Ruins Couple's Holiday
  • Child's Stool Great for Use in Garden
  • Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
  • Deaf Mute Gets New Hearing in Killing
  • Dealers will Hear Car Talk at Noon
  • Dr. Ruth to Talk about Sex with Newspaper Editors
  • Drunk Drivers Paid $1,000 in 1984
  • Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax
  • Eye Drops Off Shelf
  • Farmer Bill Dies in House
  • Grandmother of Eight Makes Hole in One
  • If Strike isn't Settled Quickly it May Last a While
  • Iraqi Head Seeks Arms